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Dick Assman

2008-01-13T22:43:00.000-08:00

Dick Assman is a petrol station worker in Regina (Canada) whose name propelled him to a celebrity status across North America in 1995. Assman, who worked at Petro-Canada's Victoria Square Mall station in Regina, was discovered by David Letterman, who was amused by his name. Assman was lavishly introduced on July 24, 1995, on The Late Show with David Letterman, where he was a nightly feature for about a month.

Vancouver polling company Angus Reid reported that 49 percent of surveyed Canadians in September 1995 had heard of his name. Assman received a number of contracts for commercial appearances, was asked to run for public office, and received many marriage proposals. Assmania (term invented by football players Joe Namath) came to a close in August when Assman visited the Ed Sullivan Theater and was presented with a bouquet of roses by Letterman.

In October 1995, James Blanchard, the U.S. Ambassador to Canada, paid a visit to Assman at his petrol station, citing his status as a celebrity. The Victoria Square Mall petrol station closed in August 2003, but Assman is working at another Petro-Canada station, located at 4415 Albert Street in south Regina.

Big Dick's Halfway Inn

2008-01-10T09:38:00.000-08:00

Halfway in?

I'm too afraid to ask what the minnow shot is.

Stop smoking

2007-11-04T00:30:00.000-07:00

Smoking has high impact on reproductive health:

If you got a dİck, stop smoking.

Halloween costume ideas

2007-10-17T22:25:00.000-07:00

It’s less than two weeks to Halloween, so do you have your costume ready? If not, check our ideas for a Halloween costume. Let’s start with this one:

It is the best costume ever. You couldn't walk down the street for more then 2 minutes without someone wanting to take a picture. It is also perfect costume for family Halloween parties and welcoming all the kids wanting sweets. Talking about sweets, we recommend the following:

You can be sure that children will love it and their parents will surely appreciate your generosity.

If you happen to be invited to a kids Halloween party by a family from Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or other Arabic country, the following Halloween costume can make you a star of Ahmad's party:

Great isn't it? They'll get crazy about it!

If you live by conservative principles, the following more "conservative" costumes are a perfect choice for you:

For couples, we recommend this Halloween costume which additionally shows your love for each other:

As for choice of Halloween costume for kids, our recommendation is this unique dragon costume with some extra features:

Halloween party can be boring, so to make it more attractive check these educational videos on things you can do while wearing costumes that we recommended:

Yup, it looks like you got everything you need for a perfect Halloween. Comments and additional ideas most welcome.

Naughty cactuses

2007-10-15T02:31:00.000-07:00

Cactuses (cacti) are characteristic plants, which are adapted to extremely hot and arid environments. Perfectly adapted to conserve water, cacti often have specific anatomical features and come in a wide range of shapes and sizes, and some can get very big. The tallest cactus has a maximum recorded height of 19.2m, impressive isn’t it? Personally, I’ve always found cacti to be very interesting, especially due to its distinctive shape that always reminds me of a one thing. What thing? Well, just take a look at the photos below:

Truly a naughty plant and some people even decided to make a business out of it by selling naughty cactuses just like these:

Granny's naughty idea

2007-10-14T03:51:00.000-07:00

Granny has some naughty idea for the gingerbread man.

I think this big white wang could produce lots of ginger cream, thus don't forget to roll some balŀs granny! ;-)

Source: The PBF

Is it BIG?

2007-10-13T11:15:00.000-07:00

It seems that most of viewers of this blog search for big dick photos, and I seriously doubt it is about the big detective Dick Tracy or the big Moby Dick whale. If you actually try to find big wangs – I bet most of you are – I think it is first important to start from defining when wang can be considered as BIG. So, to help you to find what you are looking for, I did a little research in this are and came up with some statistic. Basically, lots of studies have been performed on the erect length of adult penīs, but the results were inconclusive. Base on the available information, the average length of US adult male's wang is somewhere around 5.5 to 6 inches (14cm to 15.2cm). The average girth size is 12-13cm (4.7 to 5.1 inches).

The wang size also seems to somehow depend on the race. Survey of more than 1000 Indian men showed that about 60% of Indian men have penīses which are between 3 and 5 cm shorter than international standards used in c0nd0m manufacture. Some of the studies also show that Asian men have penīses shorter by 1 inch (2.5cm) comparable to Caucasian males.

Anyway, if you want to do some check yourself, you can use the following chart (printable):

There are also many myths surrounding relation of penīs and some other parts of the body such as finger of shoe size. For instance I've found this chart:

Yet, it does not seem to be anyhow accurate thus I consider this as a myth.

Pricasso

2007-10-09T13:53:00.000-07:00

An Australian painter Tim Patch, who prefers to be known as Pricasso paints using a very unique brush which he always carries with him.

He has painted portraits of some of the world’s most famous people including John Howard, George Bush and Queen Elizabeth II.

Why is his brush unique? Try to guess with three clues given! 1) It is related to the title of this blog. 2) it is sometimes hard and sometimes soft. 3) It is fun to play with. Already know? Yeh, Tim paints with his wang! I just wonder how Tim’s brush coupes with acrylic paint, rough canvas and how he cleans it up.

Naughty mind

2007-10-08T15:42:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, it's only in your naughty mind.

Dick's Nature Gallery

2007-10-08T15:04:00.000-07:00

Nature can create some unique big things:

and some unique small thing:

Somehow it all looks familiar.